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January 17, 2009 posted by Ivy

Google Search Meme

I stole this fun meme from John Green‘s blog. All you need is the power of Google. Just type in the following and choose your favorites from the first page of the results.

Q: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.
A: “Ivy needs to establish itself as high as possible within the canopy and is programmed to achieve this through climbing.” – um yeah lol
“Ivy needs career advice.” – hah! So true.

Q: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.
A: “Ivy looks like clover” – this is the only result that made sense.

Q: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.
A: “Ivy says I ain’t playing this game no more.” – nuh uh. So not true. This is fun.

Q: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.
A: “Ivy wants time.” – yep that I do.
“Ivy wants her former boyfriend, known as “Mr. Yoo,” to serve in jail for 2 years and 6 months for all the buzz he came up with.” – lmao

Q:Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.
A: “Ivy does not want to promote sexy.”

Q: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.
A: “Ivy hates the paparazzi.” – I wish…

Q: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.
A: “Ivy asks Sofia to teach her the tricks on how to get a rich boyfriend to buy her things.” – haha, Sofia better teach me.

Q: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.
A: “Ivy likes it rough.” – lol!

Q: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.
A: “Ivy Eats Some Kelp.” – eew

Q: Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search.
A: “Ivy wears less clothings than most.” – haha first Ivy likes it rough now this. Hilarious!

Q: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search.
A: “Ivy was arrested for reportedly threatening his girlfriend with a butcher knife at her apartment.” – gosh Google must hate me. haha

Q: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google Search.
A. “Ivy loves our CO2 Emissions.”

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  • this was fun! here are my answers.

    Andrea needs me close to her heart.
    Andrea needs all her wits and all the help she can get from the company’s attractive operations manager to find and stop the perpetrators.
    Andrea needs sleep… badly

    Andrea looks like she’s about to strangle Dead Intern Joe.
    Andrea looks pretty fabulous.
    Andrea looks like me!

    Andrea says: I’m in a bit of a pickle myself, possibly pregnant.
    Whatever Andrea Says you need to do or else she will sick her Croc on you!

    Andrea wants to know your CanLit favourites.
    Andrea wants public credit for… …making my drink go through my nose within the first five hours of my visit.

    When in Rome, do as Andrea does.

    Andrea hates me.
    Andrea hates people who “deep sigh.”
    Andrea hates wire hangers

    Andrea asks that students who are having trouble coming up with a memory strategy consult the others in their group for ideas.

    {andrea likes}: cupcake wrappers
    Andrea Likes is on Facebook.

    Andrea eats a cricket!
    Andrea eats ceral for the third time.

    Andrea wears the amulet as her necklace.
    Andrea wears a WHITE MASK.
    andrea wears a revealing top and tries to stop us seeing anything…

    Andrea was arrested for underage consumption of alcohol.
    Andrea was arrested for being a crack dealer.
    Andrea was arrested for drowning her 5 children.

    Andrea Loves Horses
    Andrea Loves You!
    Andrea Loves Jack!

  • ahaha my real name gets a lot of slutty results.

  • LOL yours are pretty funny Andrea. I especially love this:

    Whatever Andrea Says you need to do or else she will sick her Croc on you!


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